Literally the only thing that could make Pacific Rim more unutterably perfect in every awesome way is if, as she was falling into the Breach, Gipsy Danger flipped off those sour boss Kaiju right before exploding, like Keanu Reeves at the end of Constantine, only more nuclear-y.

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Blargh. I'm watching the new series of Luther and Ripley is being all traitorous and sneaky and not in love with John anymore. It's wrong and gross and this season is stupid.

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If the Losers were ponies, Cougar's cutie-mark would be a picture of Jensen-pony. That makes me a bit sad because Jensen-pony's cutie-mark is the "Go Petunias" logo, not because he likes Cougar-pony any less than Cougar-pony likes him, but because Jensen-pony has more in his life than just his hat and his boyfriend. I guess the moral of this story ( Read more... )

So Rock of Ages totally proves my theory that listening to Journey has the power to heal all wounds or general sourness, kind of like the Care Bear Stare or those ponies with butterfly wings who cured evilness by sprinkling butterfly pony wing dust on dudes, except more eighties and with dudes going "whoa" a lot. So basically for the Losers Two ( Read more... )

There are like eight thousand things that I want to tell you about why Runelight is awesome and you should all be reading it, but I don't have enough typing hands for saying so for now I will just say that I love that Heimdall is basically only in this story to be the straight man of the entire Norse pantheon. Like, his whole character is just him ( Read more... )

If the Avengers were kitties, and the Watchmen were ponies, and they got into it, I think the Watchmen would rape the fuck out of the Avengers. The Losers would sit back and watch while playing cards and drinking tequila, because they don't care either way.

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I love how Idris Elba is on the cover of the Thor DVD, even though he's in it for like, five seconds. It's as though Thor was a shitty movie and they need to pretend it starred decent actors in order to trick people into buying it on DVD... oh wait...

Tonight's episode of Luther, oh my God: ( Read more... )

Well, the Glee finale was boring and lame - I liked Kurt and Minidina singing For Good, but Brittany's "My Cup" basically recycled the joke from My Headband, and of course there was no Sue, so that made everything suck ( Read more... )

Oh, I forgot to mention, POTC4 also had Cougar pretending to be the King of Spain, for no particular reason that I could determine. Probably he just took it on for the chance to wear a new yet equally beautiful hat ( Read more... )